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The week in Tweets Jan 20th - 27th Jan 2023 FACEYBOOK Page and TWITTERY of MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate for FISHER QLD

1. It is difficult to estimate the abortion rate in Australia, as most states do not routinely report abortion data, and published national data have been incomplete

   Unlike murder or suicide the taking of a life is well - murder

   Some poor child which God has chosen to create and the devil has been allowed to destroy

   I maintain that there should be the death penalty for murdering more than one person which should be applied to abortion with life imprisonment otherwise

2. The Emperor's New Clothes Lyrics
   The Emperor's / King's New ClothesYouTube

   This is the story of the King's new clothes:

   For 'clothes' please read 'climate change' ( this won't scan but no matter!?)

   Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes change and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, "Your Majesty, this is a magic suit." Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. But the swindlers were very smart, and they said, "Your Majesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible." Naturally, the King not wanting to appear a fool, said,

   "Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
   The suit of clothes is all together
   But all together it's all together
   The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
   These eyes of mine at once determined
   The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
   The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
   Somebody send for the Queen."

   Well they sent for the Queen and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, the Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said,

   "Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
   The suit of clothes is all together
   But all together it's all together
   The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
   These eyes of mine at once determined
   The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
   The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
   Summon the court to convene."

   Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that court. All the ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was just black with people, and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told they naturally didn't want to appear fools and they said,

   "Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee(whistle sound)!
   The suit of clothes is all together
   But all together it's all together
   The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made.
   Now quickly, put it all together
   With gloves of leather and hat and feather
   It's all together the thing to wear in Saturday's parade.
   Leading the royal brigade."
   

3. Why this obsession with the promotion of homosexuality
4. Regarding my devastating use of lowercase first letters rather than uppercase

   WHIG PARTY HACKS #31

   To use a keyboard shortcut to change between lowercase, UPPERCASE, and Capitalize Each Word, select the text and press SHIFT + F3 until the case you want is applied. (Microsoft Word only - something else in other editors)
5. How much longer are these useless twits going to keep Julian Assange incarcerated as america's whipping boy - it's game over - time for realease outright now please
6. Electoral Reform FB Reply Preston Masters We're getting there we also need to improve the catchment ( quantity and quality) of people who can run for parliament currently limited to 20% of the population because of Section 44 - just need to renounce dual citizenship upon entering parliament
7. FB Reply on EVOLUTION First time!? - this is happening all the time - a wide selection of evolutionary DNA to call on and utilise
8. Quarter pounder diet QTR lb ( 125g) veg + QTR lb ( 125g) protein = half pound ( 250g) main meal around lunchtime QTR lb ( 125g) fruit + QTR lb ( 125g) carbohydrates at any time before 6pm and after 6am ( In the morning or afternoon) as snacks Drink 30ml/ 40ml per kilogram you weigh over a period of 24 hours during the day Nothing to it
9. Abortion how dare they commit murder
10. 'The Invoice'
    Unable and Incapable of formulating and implementing effective policies to cater for indigenous voters who have more than equal rights to enter parliament ( No Section 44 for them) they are already in the select minority ( 20%) of the population eligible to vote whilst the 80% of us who generate wealth and actually pay their taxes and provide employment may NOT do so unless they go through the laborious process of renouncing eligibility for citizenship of another country ( depending on their criminal record!?)

    The disproportionate amount of money already spent on 'indigenous' welfare coupled with the incompetence of this unrepresentative parliament means for example that to run a ferry between the mainland of Qld and around Bribie island will require the 'permission ' of no less than 5 ( five) entities three of which are 'indigenous' and the socialist scrounger albanese is now proposing a sixth national body ( 'The Invoice') with whom to negotiate and pay taxes to making a simple pleasure such as a day trip to the northern tip of Bribie completely unviable

    Business owners are the ones who need 'a voice' to parliament and we've got one as do 'indigenous' people - were there not this Section 44 which excludes most people from running for parliament and probably explains why liberal or labour couldn't organise a crap on a sewage farm

    No more adding to the amount of bureaucracy and taxation - 12 more since last May 2022 introduced by labour - 'The Invoice' is only going to open the floodgates to a whole lot more if allowed and why do we allow ourselves to be governed by such fuckwits!?

11. Medicare a doctor's injunction
12. An historian analysing 'The Invoice' is like a weather forecaster analysing climate change - complete surmise - and they never get it right
13. Legal Independence day ( unlike USA Rhodesia etc) is without doubt 26th January 2023 here in Australia ( actually 1949) Despite all the IGNORANCE by the miserable sod socialist scrounger attempts to hijack it otherwise Long may political stability and economic prosperity remain ( unlikely under a liberal or labour government) and roll on the double dissolution Congratulations and thank you Australia Happy Independence Day
14. Congratulations on a constitution and country whose political stability is the envy of the world
15. On behalf of all here at the WHIG PARTY I would like to wish you a very Happy Australian Independence Day this Thursday January 26th 2023 To you your friends and family 74 years of Australia's Independence as part of the Commonwealth

    Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, tennis and cricket games, family reunions, political speeches, and ceremonies, in addition to various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of Australia.

    All are invited to take part

    Independence Day is the national day of the States and Territories of Australia

    Don't let any one spoil this day for you ever again

16. The Polar Reversal The Polar Reversal oh God!? Don't forget
17. 'The Invoice' will mean just one thing - more bureaucracy and taxation - don't even think about it - start thinking about regenerating our economy eg car industry computer and electronics power plant manufacture and everything else that has gone abroad there is nothing left here

The Week in Tweets 20 - 27 January 2023 FACEYBOOK Page and TWITTERY of MIKE JESSOP Independent WHIG PARTY Candidate for FISHER QLD

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